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 Post subject: Re: OT: Ravens warn rookies to save money for bail
PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:30 pm 
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Iron_City wrote:
steelclan wrote:
They also told them:

1. Stock Deer Antler Spray
2. Get an elevator evasion handbook
3. Purchase a bottle of bleach


What are the 3 things you need to bed down with a woman from Baltimore for $1,000?



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 Post subject: Re: OT: Ravens warn rookies to save money for bail
PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:37 pm 
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That is funny.


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 Post subject: Re: OT: Ravens warn rookies to save money for bail
PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:16 pm 
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Ah The Onion!!!! The smell is permeating!! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: OT: Ravens warn rookies to save money for bail
PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:26 am 
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mick wrote:
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Steelers should tell their guys the same thing. It's not like our guys have been any better than the Ravens in this area.

It is just a joke, but the truth is at the same time it's not a joke, every year someone gets busted for something.
our divisional foes have accounted for 14 arrests since the last steeler arrest. We've run a pretty clean ship since the holmes trade (3 arrests since mid 2009; ravens have had 4 this year so far).

Not that we've always been exemplary, but loading your roster with crooks and felons is something I think we should all agree is worthy and appropriate to mock.


We have run a clean ship, but our arrest are much more spectacular. The Ravens havent had a stabbing since Ray-Rays Atlanta club days, and we had a player go GTA (Grand Theft Auto). Those are quality raps.

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I'm sure she still wakes up in cold sweats and night terrors of Peyton's wrinkly ball sack pitter-pattering on her forehead.


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 Post subject: Re: OT: Ravens warn rookies to save money for bail
PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:27 am 
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Iron_City wrote:
steelclan wrote:
They also told them:

1. Stock Deer Antler Spray
2. Get an elevator evasion handbook
3. Purchase a bottle of bleach
4. Blindfold
5. Full-body condom


What are the 5 things you need to bed down with a woman from Baltimore for $1,000?


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I'm sure she still wakes up in cold sweats and night terrors of Peyton's wrinkly ball sack pitter-pattering on her forehead.


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 Post subject: Re: OT: Ravens warn rookies to save money for bail
PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:57 am 
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I'd love to see a heroine addict try to maintain a job as a professional athlete.

"Just watch me!", says Johnny Manziel

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There have been coke heads out there. Every read about the 1980 Saints? I think it was 1980, they went 1-15 and some of the team was free basing coke.

http://www.nytimes.com/1982/08/01/sport ... -jail.html


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 Post subject: Re: OT: Ravens warn rookies to save money for bail
PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:37 am 
LT won NFL MVP as a near everyday crackhead. Genes just have no concept of fair or just.

Johnny Football is amateur hour. I'm no celebrity and I always had the common sense and greed to use a stall...and either key it or dump a quarter on a hammer fist and hoover the whole damn thing. Drink, bill, wet sink top, public exposure, mouths to feed...crossing my fingers it was someone else's coke and he was just getting a hit...I'm a JF fan and don't like the lack of prep in his game plan.


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