I had heard from someone that I know that Todd Haley was shoved down at a bar in Pittsburgh and is currently in the hospital with what is feared to be a broken pelvis.

I have zero faith that this is true. But if it is...what happens going forward?

Wow I guess Ben really had enough of him.

That's not from a bar fight....you know better

You’re welcome.

That's one way to force the guy into the booth on game day.

If true then Haley will either be in the booth in two weeks or QB coach will be calling the plays. We'll get to see if coach Randy can call a game that takes advantage of opposing D and if he has situational football awareness or not.

If he can call a game that by the end of the 3rd qtr we're talking about resting players, I would consider it a win instead of super turtle mode when we're leading by 10pts.

That’s awful...............












........Championship

Let me guess, they also found a gerbil in his ass and had to pump a quart of semen out of his stomach too.

I mean, I'd have to imagine this would have hit Twitter already. Getting into a bar fight in public and getting hurt in the process? There would be tweets galore about this already.

An early nominee for poast of the year

Dilly Dilly!

I thought threads like this traditionally happened in early April.

Anyone willing to provide B2B with an alibi for last night?

Double checking my browser to make sure I didn’t log in to TMZ sports. Dafaq is this thread doing here? You can’t piss in public and not have it be national news in 5 minutes. You think something this ridiculous could be kept quiet in 2018?

NCAA D2 semifinals game was on ESPN8. No way was he out during that.

That's why I told my friend someone is bullshitting. Either he is or his friend is.

The Ocho!

What isn't an unsubstantiated rumor, is that we have a possible HIPPA violation in the works.

Unless the bar fight happened in Buenos Aires, I'm cleared.

No no no, it's true, my friend's cousin Irene, heard from her hairdresser Betty's mom, that the neighbor's paperboy saw the whole thing...supposedly.

I heard it from the guy who saw Kordell cruising in Schenley Park while Cowher was banging his sister.

There is good opportunity to photoshop your sig pic to drop todd into a bar background and add some other touches.

The good old days, before the Pittsburgh rumor mill lost its creativity. The broken hip was a nice touch, though.

I have a friend that told me a technology Dan Rooney seized from extraterrestrials who's antigravity nuclear powered craft ran out of Irish whiskey fuel has been stored away in secret and will be used in Foxboro. It allows the operator to control human thought. It's shaped like a 12 inch dildo so maybe that's why Todd has a broken pelvis.

Since this didn't blow up overnight I am gonna guess we still have no reason to believe this is real.

That sucks. I was really hoping this one would be real.

EDIT: Actually I think the team is off until tomorrow so maybe he'll hobble in to the South Side facility with a cane or a walker or some shit.