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 Post subject: Re: Tubmonsters around the league
PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 4:41 pm 
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BarryFoster wrote:
I guess your response implies that some people have weaker ligaments than others?

I mean, I don't know what player's knee wouldn't get fucked up from the DeCastro submarining of Pouncey's knee.
One of Shazier's first injuries was because a defensive player knocked an o lineman into his knee sideways while he was looking at the other side of the pile of bodies. After the whistle, and it took four games for him to get back to the starting lineup, if I remember right.

People love to deny the randomness of the universe. You don't have nearly as much control over your life as you think. Football is no different.


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 Post subject: Re: Tubmonsters around the league
PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 4:45 pm 
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BarryFoster wrote:
I guess your response implies that some people have weaker ligaments than others?

I mean, I don't know what player's knee wouldn't get fucked up from the DeCastro submarining of Pouncey's knee.
One of Shazier's first injuries was because a defensive player knocked an o lineman into his knee sideways while he was looking at the other side of the pile of bodies. After the whistle, and it took four games for him to get back to the starting lineup, if I remember right.

People love to deny the randomness of the universe. You don't have nearly as much control over your life as you think. Football is no different.


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 Post subject: Re: Tubmonsters around the league
PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:26 pm 
I really should get royalty checks here

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 Post subject: Re: Tubmonsters around the league
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SteelerChef wrote:
I really should get royalty checks here

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Not to mention SilverbackAttack

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You are a big part of this bizarre online fan forum STD

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 Post subject: Re: Tubmonsters around the league
PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:47 pm 
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BarryFoster wrote:
SteelerChef wrote:
I really should get royalty checks here

Field Goal Bill
Tubmonster
HIG
Socksucker
Handoff Monkey

Not to mention SilverbackAttack

So much more....you are all welcome. I love sharing my genius with the little people


You are a big part of this bizarre online fan forum STD

Yes he is. Much like Corky was a big part of Life Goes On!


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 Post subject: Re: Tubmonsters around the league
PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:01 pm 
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DP39 wrote:
BarryFoster wrote:
SteelerChef wrote:
I really should get royalty checks here

Field Goal Bill
Tubmonster
HIG
Socksucker
Handoff Monkey

Not to mention SilverbackAttack

So much more....you are all welcome. I love sharing my genius with the little people


You are a big part of this bizarre online fan forum STD

Yes he is. Much like Corky was a big part of Life Goes On!


I think STD is a riot. I enjoy the creativity. Makes me laugh.

And his Haley trying to score less than 30 points a game idea took some heat but it actually goes along with what many have been saying... just in a very funny way. FOS


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 Post subject: Re: Tubmonsters around the league
PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:20 pm 
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SteelerChef wrote:
I really should get royalty checks here

Field Goal Bill
Tubmonster
HIG
Socksucker
Handoff Monkey

Not to mention SilverbackAttack

So much more....you are all welcome. I love sharing my genius with the little people


No Tommy Blizard Thompson reference?


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 Post subject: Re: Tubmonsters around the league
PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:53 pm 
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BarryFoster wrote:
I guess your response implies that some people have weaker ligaments than others?


I'm not implying it, I'm stating it as a fact. Some people have tighter/less elastic ligaments than others. Some have shorter ligaments than others. Same with bones and joints. This makes them more likely to get injured, all else equal.

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 Post subject: Re: Tubmonsters around the league
PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:27 am 
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I remember Timmons after being drafted couldn't stay healthy in camp, had a tough time getting on the field. The second round pick that year did stay on the field during camp, prompting many to essentially label Timmons at that time a tubmonster.

Timmons I believe went on to start 101 consecutive games. The other guy, not so much.


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 Post subject: Re: Tubmonsters around the league
PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:20 am 
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BarryFoster wrote:

I mean, I don't know what player's knee wouldn't get fucked up from the DeCastro submarining of Pouncey's knee.


Actually it happens nearly every play: RB falling on the back on an Olineman's legs. Or a WR engaged in a block downfield and he gets rolled up from behind


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