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 Post subject: Re: Is Ben capable of carrying the PS anymore?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 9:53 am 
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VeritasSteel wrote:
The solution is simple. Right now even with the Bears loss, this defense is 2nd in yardage and 2nd in scoring (before tonight). There is no need for offensive fireworks- yet.
If you will indulge an allegory

You just met a pretty girl and she agrees to go have dinner with you. You don't show up butt naked just to show her "what she can expect later".

You have to set it up right, passing all her tests she throws at you and skillfully position her at your place as if it's her idea. Finally, after you've checked down all the boxes on your Teddy Pendergrass "Turn Off the Lights" rookie QB wristband- she gets proper f***ed. Pull that shit at the restaurant and she can "scheme" herself out or express to you that she doesn't like "canned coned sausages".


We've said this EVERY FUCKING YEAR with Haley running the Offense. Everyone says "be patient, he's setting things up"

Well every year we still wait for more...it's like we've been dating this chick for 3 months and we won't even take our pants off when we get in the bedroom even though we can tell how hot her pussy is when we pull the chair out at the restaurant. She probably thinks we're gay at this point. Pretty soon she'll want to take us shoe shopping


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 Post subject: Re: Is Ben capable of carrying the PS anymore?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 10:17 am 
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Havoc wrote:
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Is Ben capable of carrying the PS anymore?


Posing this question after a game the coaches anointed Bell the guy to carry the offense is funny.

Haley and Tomlin both coach like their asses are puckered. The Tomlin/Haley combo is a terrible combo for a team that requires the offense to be dynamic.

Haley needs 2014 Bell and Alex Smith at qb.

Tomlin needs the 2008 defense.

Neither is capable of getting the most out of the current roster.


This x 1000

The Tomlin-Haley "Clenched Sphincter" (©) offense is not designed for the modern pass - biased game or Ben's skill set. It's designed to be risk averse and protect Ben from injuries (and himself). It's also championship averse because we piss away opportunities to bury opponents and end games early and give our opponents chances to win because we keep it close.


If you do not understand this I can only assume that you have not been paying attention.

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 Post subject: Re: Is Ben capable of carrying the PS anymore?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 10:17 am 
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Donnie Brasco wrote:
VeritasSteel wrote:
The solution is simple. Right now even with the Bears loss, this defense is 2nd in yardage and 2nd in scoring (before tonight). There is no need for offensive fireworks- yet.
If you will indulge an allegory

You just met a pretty girl and she agrees to go have dinner with you. You don't show up butt naked just to show her "what she can expect later".

You have to set it up right, passing all her tests she throws at you and skillfully position her at your place as if it's her idea. Finally, after you've checked down all the boxes on your Teddy Pendergrass "Turn Off the Lights" rookie QB wristband- she gets proper f***ed. Pull that shit at the restaurant and she can "scheme" herself out or express to you that she doesn't like "canned coned sausages".


We've said this EVERY FUCKING YEAR with Haley running the Offense. Everyone says "be patient, he's setting things up"

Well every year we still wait for more...it's like we've been dating this chick for 3 months and we won't even take our pants off when we get in the bedroom even though we can tell how hot her pussy is when we pull the chair out at the restaurant. She probably thinks we're gay at this point. Pretty soon she'll want to take us shoe shopping

Excellent! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Is Ben capable of carrying the PS anymore?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 10:30 am 
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Donnie Brasco wrote:
Pretty soon she'll want to take us shoe shopping

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hilarious post (because it's real).

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 Post subject: Re: Is Ben capable of carrying the PS anymore?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 10:31 am 
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Donnie Brasco wrote:
VeritasSteel wrote:
The solution is simple. Right now even with the Bears loss, this defense is 2nd in yardage and 2nd in scoring (before tonight). There is no need for offensive fireworks- yet.
If you will indulge an allegory

You just met a pretty girl and she agrees to go have dinner with you. You don't show up butt naked just to show her "what she can expect later".

You have to set it up right, passing all her tests she throws at you and skillfully position her at your place as if it's her idea. Finally, after you've checked down all the boxes on your Teddy Pendergrass "Turn Off the Lights" rookie QB wristband- she gets proper f***ed. Pull that shit at the restaurant and she can "scheme" herself out or express to you that she doesn't like "canned coned sausages".


We've said this EVERY FUCKING YEAR with Haley running the Offense. Everyone says "be patient, he's setting things up"

Well every year we still wait for more...it's like we've been dating this chick for 3 months and we won't even take our pants off when we get in the bedroom even though we can tell how hot her pussy is when we pull the chair out at the restaurant. She probably thinks we're gay at this point. Pretty soon she'll want to take us shoe shopping
Classic. And spot on.

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 Post subject: Re: Is Ben capable of carrying the PS anymore?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 10:33 am 
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Donnie Brasco wrote:
VeritasSteel wrote:
The solution is simple. Right now even with the Bears loss, this defense is 2nd in yardage and 2nd in scoring (before tonight). There is no need for offensive fireworks- yet.
If you will indulge an allegory

You just met a pretty girl and she agrees to go have dinner with you. You don't show up butt naked just to show her "what she can expect later".

You have to set it up right, passing all her tests she throws at you and skillfully position her at your place as if it's her idea. Finally, after you've checked down all the boxes on your Teddy Pendergrass "Turn Off the Lights" rookie QB wristband- she gets proper f***ed. Pull that shit at the restaurant and she can "scheme" herself out or express to you that she doesn't like "canned coned sausages".


We've said this EVERY FUCKING YEAR with Haley running the Offense. Everyone says "be patient, he's setting things up"

Well every year we still wait for more...it's like we've been dating this chick for 3 months and we won't even take our pants off when we get in the bedroom even though we can tell how hot her pussy is when we pull the chair out at the restaurant. She probably thinks we're gay at this point. Pretty soon she'll want to take us shoe shopping


LOL
And buy some expensive shoes .........only to keep them in the closet.

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 Post subject: Re: Is Ben capable of carrying the PS anymore?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 10:35 am 
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StillMadAtSlobber wrote:
Havoc wrote:
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Is Ben capable of carrying the PS anymore?


Posing this question after a game the coaches anointed Bell the guy to carry the offense is funny.

Haley and Tomlin both coach like their asses are puckered. The Tomlin/Haley combo is a terrible combo for a team that requires the offense to be dynamic.

Haley needs 2014 Bell and Alex Smith at qb.

Tomlin needs the 2008 defense.

Neither is capable of getting the most out of the current roster.


This x 1000

The Tomlin-Haley "Clenched Sphincter" (©) offense is not designed for the modern pass - biased game or Ben's skill set. It's designed to be risk averse and protect Ben from injuries (and himself). It's also championship averse because we piss away opportunities to bury opponents and end games early and give our opponents chances to win because we keep it close.


If you do not understand this I can only assume that you have not been paying attention.

This approach has kept us from beating teams we should beat, playing easier 4th quarters, away from a first round bye, a weeks rest, one less playoff game, home field, etc...........

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 Post subject: Re: Is Ben capable of carrying the PS anymore?
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Steelers and Bengals have both played in Cleveland. Based on results, Bengals new offense under Lazor makes ours look like a fucking joke.

Don’t underestimate what firing Haley and promoting Fitchner would do for this offense. The Steelers brass and their mind numblingly retarded obsession with nepotism and sticking with “Steeler guys” is an albatross on Ben and our chances of taking this shit to the next level. Art II is a dipshit.


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 Post subject: Re: Is Ben capable of carrying the PS anymore?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 11:13 am 
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Nobody's bitched about Haley here more than me and I won't disagree his haphazard offense plays a part in Ben being off, but there's more to it.

The years of hits have taken their toll on his body and mind. The thousands of throws are beginning to take their toll on his arm. He's still one helluva QB but I believe Ben is starting to slide.

Hope I'm wrong.

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 Post subject: Re: Is Ben capable of carrying the PS anymore?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 11:44 am 
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I don't think Ben is as good as peak Ben... but he's still Super Bowl-winner good.

The only questions left for this offense are related to blame:

Is it Haley's fault?
Is it Tomlin?
Is it Ben?
Is it talent?
Is it some combination of these things?
Is it everything?

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